Dear Morning Sickness, I haven't known you long, but you have already worn out your welcome. I know how much you hate ginger, and plan on serving ginger with every meal until you leave: ginger tea, ginger snaps, ginger ale... Don't like it? There's the door.
How rude to demand attention, regardless of whether I'm asleep or in public! I will roll over and ignore you. I will eat a "triple ginger cookie" at 4am and sleep for another 3 hours. I will be vigilant and not allow you to catch me unprepared.
I am hereby declaring war on you, Morning Sickness. You will be conquered and subdued. You are temporary.
My first act of war? A ginger cookie and a nap. Take THAT!
With repugnance,
Deborah
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